Minivan!!
Toyota Sienna, leather interior, captain's chairs, the whole works. There's even a little pull-down mirror so you can see what shenanigans the kids are up to. I think it truly was designed by parents. And really, for a minivan, it's pretty dope. (can I say "minivan" and "dope' in the same sentence?)
Here's what it looks like exactly:

Now we just gotta look into getting those flames painted on the side...